Okay, full disclosure - I’m about to drop you straight into a time machine, because this creamy, dreamy crab dip is a total throwback to the best kind of retro comfort food. I’m talking legwarmers, Aqua Net, and that one Tupperware bowl every Midwest mom owned. Yep, this crab dip was the ultimate party showstopper back in the day, and honestly? It still totally slaps!

My mom used to whip up a version of this for every family party, potluck, or church social. You could not pull this dish out without someone going, “Ohhhh, I remember THIS!” And let me tell you - it disappeared faster than a can of Tab at a garage sale.

We were Midwest girls through and through, but we spent a few unforgettable vacations in Maine, soaking up all the seafood and salty air our little hearts could handle. This dip? It became Mom’s way of bringing a taste of the coast back home. Creamy, cheesy, crabby perfection that made even the landlocked feel fancy.

Let’s get into it before I cry from nostalgia (or hunger… probably both!)

What You’ll Need:

• Measuring cups and spoons
• Cutting board + knife
• Medium bowl
• Silicone spoon (or wooden spoon if we’re going full retro)
• Small shallow baking dish

🦀 Ingredients:

• 6 oz can crab meat, drained
• 8 oz cream cheese, softened
• ¼ cup sour cream
• ¼ cup mayonnaise
• 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
• 1 teaspoon hot sauce (just a dash if you're spice-sensitive!)
• 1 teaspoon minced garlic
• 1 teaspoon Old Bay seasoning (don’t skip this - it’s the magic)
• 1 teaspoon paprika
• ½ cup shredded cheddar or Colby Jack cheese
• 1 green onion, sliced (aka the 1980s garnish queen)

Directions:

Preheat that oven to 350°F like it’s 1987 and you’re about to bake up a casserole masterpiece.

Slice up your green onion - extra flair if you fan them out like Mom used to.

In a medium bowl, stir together the cream cheese, sour cream, mayo, Worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, garlic, Old Bay, and paprika. Mix until it’s creamy and dreamy.

Fold in your shredded cheese and crab meat like you’re folding laundry during a “Golden Girls” commercial break.

Scoop the mixture into a small shallow baking dish and smooth it out.

Sprinkle the sliced green onion over the top like a true retro queen.

Bake for 20 minutes, until it’s hot, golden, and gloriously bubbly.

Serve it up with buttery crackers, toasted bread, or some crunchy veggies if you’re feeling a little 2025 about it.

Retro Tips & Substitutions:

• No crab? Swap in chopped shrimp or even imitation crab if you're on a budget. (Shhh… we won’t tell.)
• Want it spicier? Add a pinch of cayenne or a splash more hot sauce.
• Make it a party platter: Serve this in a hollowed-out bread bowl and bring the drama!
• No Old Bay? Mix up a quick blend of celery salt, paprika, a tiny pinch of nutmeg, and a bit of black pepper. Not exactly the same, but it’ll do in a pinch.

This dip is pure nostalgia in every bite. Rich, melty, and just the right amount of seafood flair to feel like you're on a dock in Bar Harbor - even if you’re actually in your cousin’s basement in Illinois. Throw on some Madonna, pop open a cold one, and let’s party like it’s 1985!

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• Easy Everything Bagel Cream Cheese Dip Recipe
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• Easy Ranch Dressing and Cream Cheese Party Dip