If your inner monologue sounds like a running commentary of eye rolls, you’ve come to the right place! This free sarcastic stickers printable set is loaded with sassy grandmas, snarky washi tape strips, retro pattern borders and quirky character tags that say what everyone else is too polite to say out loud.
Think bold colors, groovy 70s patterns, torn paper edges and grannies with serious attitude. They’re perfect for funny junk journal pages, smash books, scrapbooks, planners and handmade cards… basically anywhere that could use a little bless your heart energy.
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💭 Why Did I Make These?
Okay, confession time. This set is ALL ME. 🙋♀️
I make a lot of soft, pretty, vintage florals around here, and I love them. But in real life? I’m a little snarky. I’m much more of a beer-at-the-bar kind of gal than a glass-of-wine-with-your-pinky-out kind of gal. (Yes, I see the irony of the Good Friends Wine Together card. Swap in your beverage of choice. I won’t tell!)
So I wanted to make something for my sarcastic peeps. I know you’re out there! You’re the one muttering Great. Just great. at the laundry pile and Color me shocked when the “quick” errand takes three hours. These stickers have a lot of tongue-in-cheek attitude and a whole lot of sassy grandma energy, because honestly, grandmas who’ve stopped caring what anyone thinks are my favorite kind of people.
You’re welcome for these amazingly sassy sayings! 😘
💛 Why Are They Free?
Because sharing is what makes this little creative corner of the internet so fun! When I give away printables, more crafty people find me, and our community keeps growing with folks who love paper, glue and a good laugh as much as I do.
If you’d like to say thanks, the easiest ways are to share this post with your snarkiest friend, save your favorite image to Pinterest, or join my email list so you never miss a new freebie. Every little share means the world to me!
For this set I used a combination of Creative Fabrica, The Graphics Fairy and my own creativity!
🖨️ How to Print Them Out
These sheets are sized for standard 8.5 x 11 letter paper. Here are my tips for the best results:
- Paper: Use matte cardstock (65–110 lb) for sturdy tags and quote cards. For actual peel-and-stick fun, print on matte sticker paper, which is perfect for the washi strips and circle stickers.
- Printer settings: Choose “High Quality” or “Best” and set your paper type to match what you’re using.
- Scaling: Print at 100% / Actual Size so everything comes out the right size. Want mini stickers? Shrink to 75% for planner-sized pieces.
- Cutting: A paper trimmer makes quick work of the washi tape strips. Use small detail scissors for the circles, hexagons and arch tags.
- Distressing: Run a brown or black ink pad around the edges, crinkle the quote cards a bit, or tear the edges of the washi pieces for that extra-grungy, been-around-the-block look. Fitting, right? 😉
- Optional extras: Laminate the quote cards to use as bookmarks, or add a dab of Glossy Accents to the grandma’s sunglasses for some sparkle.
📜 Commercial License for Printing
Yes, you can sell what you make with these! 🎉 These printables are licensed for commercial use as long as they are printed first. That means you’re welcome to use them in handmade junk journals, cards, sticker packs, scrapbook kits and other printed goods to sell on Etsy, at craft fairs or in your online shop.
What’s not allowed: reselling or sharing the digital files, using them in digital products or digital kits, or using them for print-on-demand (POD) items. Print it, craft it, sell it, and you’re golden!
⬇️ DOWNLOAD Your Sarcastic Sticker Sheets
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Go Get Your Sass On! 💅
I hope these stickers give you a giggle every time you flip through your journal. Life is way too short for boring pages, bestie! Mix the sassy grannies with your vintage ephemera, slap a Nope strip across a stressful week in your planner, or make a whole snarky smash book spread for your best friend. However you use them, I just know your projects are going to be gorgeous, hilarious and 100% you.
And if anyone asks why your journal is so sassy? Bless their heart.
